What's life w/o having fun

outonismo:

visit my tumblr

fitat110:

flatabsandthighgaps:

“Be hydrated”, they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said

“I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR”, I SAID

HAHAHAHAHAHA. YES. 

+ 34651

  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

+ 146462

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

+ 471773